Middle Age Reflection Mugs

"What's happening to us, Bob? We used to be so issue-oriented."

"...and right after I noticed the bald spot, I started having trouble with my peripheral vision."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'Where Are They Now?'

"You used to be that ambitious."

The Final Selfie

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"The cape comes off too."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."