Microwaving Mugs

Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"When you say "Someone doesn't know how to put a paper towel over a bowl of chili to re-heat in the nuker", I know you mean me."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'This is good, dear...but no one can microwave like my mother.'

The new microwave has been a great time-saver for Monica, she can burn dinner and still have plenty of time to make restaurant reservations

'Tv dinner'

'This has GOT to be good... it's MICROWAVABLE.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

"So the microwave's got a popcorn button, but the popcorn bag says don't use the popcorn button, and I'm like, Microwave people! Popcorn people! Get your act together!!"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Grandma's caf

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Stupid Microwave

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Tortoise and the Hare

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

A mailbox outside a house reads "The Larson Family and Microbrewery".

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."