Microwave Meal Artist Prints

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

Domestic Goddess.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'After you with the camouflage.'

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'Is it just me, or are her eating habits strange now that she's a flight attendant?'

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

Pre-digested convenience foods.

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'