Microphone Mimic Pillows

Rod Stewart

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"I tested very high in playing."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Don't repeat this."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

Cow can

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

A Cow Reversing

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Bean Convention. Well, looks like everyone made it, Frank! Yep! There's our Peruvian friend! Hey, Lima! And a big salute to our Navy bean pal! Thank you for your service! And our jhittery amigo coffee bean. But where's - Sorry! Had to pahk the cah! Ahh! Boston Baked!

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"...Now try and guess this one..."

'You're not speaking french...you're speaking English with a French accent.'

'Hey, Mr. Jones. I'd know that voice anywhere!'

Teenage mimes are kinda boring.

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."