Micromanagement Mocker Prints

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"Office of quality assurance"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"The beatings will continue until the morale improves!"

'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'

Managers and staff have differing priorities.

Mismanagement Consultant.

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

'I hereby sentence you to 15 months in doctors' waiting rooms!'

'Of course we're making a lot of mistakes - this is a dummy corporation.'

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'

Fishermen catch a fish paint a 'No Fishing' sign.

Memo to all departments: NO!

"Just you wait until this firing freeze is over!"

"I hate it when the boss hovers."

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."

'Motivational poster,'

'The cross doesn't affect him. Let's try with a Star of David.'

'Scapegoat won't do. I'm going to need you to be my bitch.'

Even the micro manager, Jan reasons it won't hurt to get hers hands a little 'dirtier' and help out with a load or two...'

Microbe manager.

Yes, Patterson, I know I micromanage.

'Leave me the figures on my voicemail... I never check it.'

Do you get the feelign we're being micromanaged?

Yoga Trash Talk

Jesus' bones.

'You can't fire me. I fired you.'

'In my previous life I was a micromanager.'