Micromanagement Expert T-Shirts

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

Fragile stamper.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Non-Jet Lag.

"Dude. You seem tense."

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Managers and staff have differing priorities.

'I told you he had a temper.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"People are always saying how stupid it is that the bst practitioners are always promoted and make poor managers....but I think that's complete rubbish...He was a lousy practitioner as well!"

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

Anger Management Classes.

"I hate it when the boss hovers."

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."

'You are supposed to be here.'

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."

"I wasn't angry until you kept harping on it. . . now I want to come over there and punch your lights out!"