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"Help, I'm being micro managed."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Best project manager we ever had."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Fragile stamper.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Non-Jet Lag.

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

"Dude. You seem tense."

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I told you he had a temper.'

Managers and staff have differing priorities.

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

"People are always saying how stupid it is that the bst practitioners are always promoted and make poor managers....but I think that's complete rubbish...He was a lousy practitioner as well!"

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."

Anger Management Classes.

'... 60 Minutes at 9:00, Green Peace at 10:00, the Tea Party at 11:00 ...'

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"I hate it when the boss hovers."

Boss's Office. He said if my work continues to suffer he'll have to put it out its misery.

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

'You are supposed to be here.'

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."