Microchip Enthusiast Prints

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"National security adviser"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Aromatherapy for Men

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

'I've just woken up.' (Chip Van Winkle)

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Power and the Glory tools

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

Boiling Oil.

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."