Microbrewing Mugs

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"So much for that vintage!"

"Ironically I don't like my beer hoppy!"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'