Microbiome Enthusiast Pillows

"We need a DNA sample to ensure your meal is compatible with our microbiome."

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"Ever killed a man?"

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Friendly bacteria

"I feel so seen right now."

The Missing Ink

Louis Pasteur

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Adios Amoebas

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Mushrooms of New York

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"These grapes are a bit funny."

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Make a Wish

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

You are HERE

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

Thomas Hunt Morgan

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'