Microbial Sleuth Mugs

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Undercover Biophysicists

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

GM Crops Genie.

Newton's Law and Order.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Secret Service Dogs

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."