Micro-world Explorer Mugs

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

Second lifeReal life.

'So what have you been up to?'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Geography class - UR Here.

Trainset

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

'Jensen for crying out loud, go in there and tell Bagby that opening up a parallel universe vortex on company time will not, and stress the will not, be tolerated.'

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

"Shake it and climate change occurs."

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

Generic Products

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Blood Peer Pressure.

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"I've seen him bench-press four rubber tree plants."

Model Village

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"Dang it, we're still between the windows - doesn't the GPS show where we got in?"

"We're starting slowly going off the grid. Walt cancelled out premium movie channels."

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

'What are YOU looking at?'