Mexico Mugs

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Margarita

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Obama visits Mexico

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Adios Amoebas

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

Cinco de Mayo 2009.

'That's not how it works fellas!'

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

Six feet and a smile

"And that one over there is Emiliano Zapata!"

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Fleas Navidad.

Author who wants his novel pierced.

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

The mystery of Professor McDougall's missing lasagna was solved.

"Your computer is making a horrible sound. Maybe the fan is going bad."

'I know a trap when I see one.'

"Mama...that Gringo kid's at it again!"

Mexican with Cowboy Boots

'I got our vacation itinerary today.'

"This is going to be kind of a working lunch."