Mewsophile Pillows

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cats

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

Living with a cataholic.

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

What if cats talked dirty...

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

"Meow!"

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Cat DNA is decoded.

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

"Looks like we have mice."

'Oh, she's not an early developer, that was just a lucky throw.'

"Boy, the cats sure are meowing today."

"Are you all right?"