Metric Muscle Mugs

Supermarket. 'Half a pound of ham please'.'It's kilos now sir'.'Half a pound of kilos then!'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Poetry repairman

Hectare?

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

Whatever ran over the poor guy really left some marks. Tape measure.

"We're all metric now..."

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

'Looks like he's hitting his targets'

'Do I know how many hectoliters we produce per hectare? ...Heck no.'

"I prefer the metric system. 18 centimeters sounds better than 7 inches."

"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

'When everyone else switched to liters, we saved a bundle continuing to use quart containers.'

'when we had the three piece suite made to measure, you should have let me do the 'english to metric' conversion!'

Echonomics Point

'I only weigh 95 Kilograms ... Thats 210 in pounds!'

"The guy who didn’t know his cholesterol, his B.M.I., his net worth, his I.Q., his credit score, his astrological sign, or his ancestry."