Meteorology Pillows

"What is the normal temperature for this time of the year?"

Today's Weather.

It's Really, Really, Really, Hot!

'Snow again, today...'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"..and now I'll pointlessly show you the isobar map as usual."

'I don't think Jones is telling us everything.'

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

'Today the hurricane finally fizzled out when it reached states where 'the buffalo roam and the skies are not cloudy all day.''

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'

Moving south...

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

"Local Showers"

"If they want us to take these storms seriously, they have to start giving them scarier names."

'True, but it's very accurate!'

'Isn't that Hurricane Thelma heading this way?'

'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!'

Sports that the British excel at: Talking about the weather.

'A little windy out isn't it?'

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

'I'm feeling a little under the weather, doctor.'

'I don't know. It's so misty I can't see.'

'Is it just me or are we getting more wind lately?'

Weather forecaster

The Panic Forecast

Weather Map.

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

'This weather is gorgeous!! I hope it lasts all summer!!'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

Scientists attempting to prove that every cloud has a silver lining.

Drizzle Chasers

"This weekend is expected to be cloudy, with a chance of football."