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'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Wine taster with mineral water

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Moon Souvenirs

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

"You order the microbrew?"

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'