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'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Wine taster with mineral water

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Moon Souvenirs

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"You order the microbrew?"

Swiss-army rock...

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.