Meteor Storm Lovers Pillows

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Mother nature takes her course.

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Weather today.

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

Canute Does It Again

Minnesota Weather.

I love thunderstorms!

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

Award Winning Photographer

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"The fog is thick, but so tender you can cut it with a fork."

"I think we're in for a long winter."

'We can expect some showers in the west, sunny conditions in the south and a frog warning up north...!'

Questions for the wise one.

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

The Single Rain Drop

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

Lightning Strikes a Conductor

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

"Our wind corridor is second to none."

Summer Globe