
"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."
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"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."
Be Healthy
Chiller Theatre
"Oh, ah, sorry!"
"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
Mind-Fullness
Yoga classes door.
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'
Stressed over time management
Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
Why am I running?
"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."
"WOW, we're on top of the world!"
A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy
'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."
James decided to stay in that night.
'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'
"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."
"I'm going on a retreat."
'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'
Free-Floating Anxiety
It's A Breeze
"Hoarder."
'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'
''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'
"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"
"I've had enough sweets for one day."
"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"
No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!
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