Metamorphosis Maven Prints

"Look! I still fit into my old caterpillar skin."

Relationships seldom survive metamorphosis.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Man carrying his boss.

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'