Metamorphosis Believer Mugs

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'You've changed.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"I prefer your early pieces."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

Butterfly looking through hospital nursery window at caterpillars in bassinets.

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

"I'm open to new things."

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Metamorphosis is coming.

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"