Metal Music Maverick Prints

'I play heavy metal.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

Grandma's caf

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Popera!

'Have you any W fronts?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Hairstyles

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

I love Marimba

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hacksaw Violin.

Santa Metal Claus

Nick Cave.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"You fit in. You just don't match."

Music Freak.

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Musical Note Nail

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Air Sitar.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Cowpunk

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."