Metal Music Maverick Prints

'I play heavy metal.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Orchestra.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Grandma's caf

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Popera!

'Have you any W fronts?'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Hairstyles

I love Marimba

"You fit in. You just don't match."

Music Freak.

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Musical Note Nail

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hacksaw Violin.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Santa Metal Claus

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Air Sitar.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

Cowpunk

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."