Metal Music Gifts

'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'

An elderly group of bandmates make up the bankd geriatrica.

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

"Awesome dood!"

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Pit of Death

Small crowd

Death Metal Nite.

At the home for old musicians

Motorherd

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Robert Fripp

Lennon and McCartney.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Anna Calvi

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

EWE 2.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

ZZZZZZZ Top

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

At the rock concert...

Rocking Witches.

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'Man, times have changed.'

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"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"