Metal Maniac Mugs

"Hey buddy, you got a spare oil can?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Spell checker!'

Giant slug attacks a city

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

Addiction to mobile.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Music Freak.

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man