Metabolic Magicians Gifts

'I envy your metabolism.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Domestic Goddess.

Team Leader

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"This will be a tricky operation."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Culinary surgery.

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

Propping up a profits chart.

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"How almond milk is made"

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'