Messy Room Mastermind Pillows

"This isn't the lived-in look. It's the wallowed-in look."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Newborn Chaos

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

Pardon me! My being born was your idea, not mine!

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

"Inspiration"

A 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

Antisocial distancing

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

I thought I told you to straighten your room. (Originally published on 2008-01-08).

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

"I have mess recognition. I show my messy room and my phone knows it has to be me."

'I got to get home quick to hack the principal's email to my dad.'

"I don't know what he's protesting, but he's been on a cleaning strike ever since I married him."