Messy Room Makeover Mugs

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

Newborn Chaos

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

Football addict

The trouble with memory foam beds.

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Billy's clean room.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"Inspiration"

A 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

"What do you mean, you don't like your new bedroom?"

The benefits of decorating

'Really? My mum says my bedroom is a pigsty too...'

Antisocial distancing

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'