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College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Newborn Chaos

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

Future site of the aquarium.

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

'Really? My mum says my bedroom is a pigsty too...'

A 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

Playing The Youth Card

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

'I asked if I could work from home.'

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

I thought I told you to straighten your room. (Originally published on 2008-01-08).

He's made a putting green on the second floor.

"I don't know what he's protesting, but he's been on a cleaning strike ever since I married him."

"Nice try, but you can't blame a messy room on standardized testing."

'Oh Doris!! I just love what you've done with the place!!'

"Studies show that during teen years...it's more important to focus on character issues rather than petty things like dirty rooms."