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College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Newborn Chaos

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

Playing The Youth Card

'Really? My mum says my bedroom is a pigsty too...'

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

A 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

'I asked if I could work from home.'

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

He's made a putting green on the second floor.

"I don't know what he's protesting, but he's been on a cleaning strike ever since I married him."

"Nice try, but you can't blame a messy room on standardized testing."

'Oh Doris!! I just love what you've done with the place!!'

"Studies show that during teen years...it's more important to focus on character issues rather than petty things like dirty rooms."

'Assault on Mount Stinky...now that's a big adventure.'