Messy Desk Navigators Prints

Pigeon Memos

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"I have a system."

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"We must be in the wrong wing."

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

'Well, thanks for getting me involved. Now I have to stand in the 'naughty corner', too!'

Road signs.

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

Regulators claim practices are overloaded with patient surveys.

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

'Sorry, absolutely no exceptions.'

"This business is completely customer focused, and we have the paperwork to prove it!"

Tax Auditor door sign / Out to get you ? back in one hour.

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

"Call the plumber yourself. I'm swamped."

'When a patient is clearly in need of personal care it's imperative that you call a care assistant urgently!'

"I'm a little worried about the motivational scan of our male trainees."

Car navigation

Detour Sign

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

'Where would we be without the right documentation?'

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."