Message Discoverer T-Shirts

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

'Not more junk mail!'

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

"This is my voice mail."

Message in a bottle.

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Letter to God

Text/Subtext Message

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

Your Message Here.

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?'

'It's all been said already.'

Message in a Bottle: Have a Nice Day

'I love the message, but the art leaves me cold blooded!'

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'

'His paintings always have a message.'

'Beetles...I heard if you listen to their songs backwards, there are cryptic messages.'

But this doesn't really define me

"More misinformation."

Signage

"I forget...which one of us is occupant and which of us is resident?"

Last chance for public relations next exit...next PR- 87 miles

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

'You may have already won...more to come.'

"I fear he's the bearer of bad news."

'Boy, am I tired. I was up all night reading the refrigerator.'