Merry Mischief Fan Prints

Rudolph Red Light District

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"There's something funny about those two."

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

Happy Mother's Day.

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

"I'm turning myself in-now can I claim the reward?"

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

"What were those songs you were singing?"

No, dear, you didn

"So what would you conclude is the primary cause of aggression in mice?"

'Nurse! The chart says comatose, not comb his toes!'

'The postman woke me up at five this morning... That's the last time I sleep with him.'

'Call the Fire Brigade - the tree's stuck up the cat.'

Green Fairy

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

"I'm sorry it's not quite what you expected, we're waiting for the dry-ice machine repairman,"

"God, Maria, when are you going to learn to cook!"

"Thanks for calling in, Joan. First off, can we agree that naughty/nice i purely a socially determined distinction?"

"Great Santa has been, I can be naughty again."