Mermaid Tales Prints

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Mermaid spawning time.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Ah, sweatpants."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"Half and half?"

"You were right. It's a mess."

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

Surgeon and Fishmonger

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!