Mermaid Tales Prints

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Fishy tail.

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Mermaid spawning time.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"Half and half?"

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"You were right. It's a mess."

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'No, I don't like dancing.'

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

'How do I know you're not just after my chest?'

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

Surgeon and Fishmonger