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Since when do they give merit badges for gynecology?

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."