Merchandise Seller Prints

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Motorherd

The Salesman

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Sales.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Changing Room Decisions

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Brick Salesman

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'