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'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cats

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

Living with a cataholic.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Evolution of the Cat.

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

What if cats talked dirty...

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Cats the musical

Cat Video Cinema.

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

Cat yoga

'My client denies taking any performance-enhancing drugs when she jumped over the moon.'

There had always been three in the relationship...

"Meow!"