Meow Meditator Mugs

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Living with a cataholic.

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Evolution of the Cat.

What if cats talked dirty...

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cat yoga

"Meow!"

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

Cat DNA is decoded.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"Are you all right?"

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"We should get a cat."