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"Thanks for the pointers."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"I think I can". (train)

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

You've Got Mail

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"Tim, there's more to coaching than trying to get everyone to be just like you!"

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

Sue Perkins

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

Great coaching is about handing your coachee on when you don't know the answer...

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'Remember to be nice to people on your way up. You might need them to do hard time for you later.'

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

"That's Fred's Case History."

'You guys are real friends!'

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

Mentors make a difference.

McHappy

"Well, what do you know, my coach remembered my birthday!"

Maradona memorial.

Jens Stoltenberg.