Mental Serenity Explorer Mugs

Meditating

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

"You left your demons here last week."

X-ray Psychology.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"It is my place!"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"I'm going on a retreat."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'Have you been working out?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

I think therefore I am.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."