Mental Resilience Advocate Gifts

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

"Our war is against cancer."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

You are what you eat!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

allovertheplace.com

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Automatic Reply: Thank you for your email. I will be emotionally unavailable until further notice.

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Self-Esteem Clinic.

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

The Incredible Shrinking Room

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice