Mental Health Support Mugs

I thought we'd look at reducing your medication and replacing it with eight hugs a day before and after meals.

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'Do you honestly expect me to get through the fourth grade without a life coach?'

"I had to chuck him - I couldn't go out with a bloke who has the Samaritans on speed-dial."

"I looked at a woman's bottom after laughing at an ironic racism joke, then I got into an argument with a guy about his religion. When I got home my dog looked at me as if I was Hitler!!..."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

America, are we learning anything?

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'