Mental Clutter Buster T-Shirts

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Bob’s Museum

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

'Hows it coming?'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

Horn of Plenty.

'Watch yourself.'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

The Movers - Decluttering

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Office De-cluttering

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.