Memory Researcher Mugs

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

First National Bank & T

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

Remember when?... When was that?

Study more to pass more tests.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Hi again

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Amnesiacs Convention.

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

"My memory's not too good these days."