Memory Preserver Pillows

"I forget which is the embalmed one."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'I know I can't bring it with me... but how about some snapshots?'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

Wall of Office Memories

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

Remember when?... When was that?

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

You are not forgotten!

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.