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This is what happens when we die...

Memory Lane

Man enters room, on nearby table sit 'Memory Album' and one marked 'Fuhgettaboutit'.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

Origins of a family tradition.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'