Memory Lapse Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Hi again

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Elderly Dating

Memories/New Experiences

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"I got this one in middle school."

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

For God's sake, Ann...stop living in the past!

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

I can't remember the last time I had to memorize something

My name's Bill, and I'm forgetful. Hi, Carl! Forgetful Folks Support Group.