Memory Foam Fanatic Mugs

"I know you were just on the bed. The memory foam mattress remembers."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

I love bathtime.

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

Hi again

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'Memo to the wife...'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

Memory Foam Mattress.

"I regret the day we bought a memory foam mattress."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Bath tube with human feet.

The party, after you left

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"You must be the new barmaid."

Memories/New Experiences

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

"And mark it 'strictly confidential'. I want everybody to read it."

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'