Memorable Moments Admirer Mugs

Everyone remembers a good teacher.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Sitting in a tree

Malfunctioning geyser

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Pisa Hut.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

Statue fishing.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

'Moron.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Benefactor of children

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

Two people are sat in a cold café having hot chocolate.

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

Tomb of the Unknown Electrician.

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

"One day, you'll look back on all your youthful mistakes and remember how adorable you were while making them."

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

"Oh, my! Is that really me?"

Hairy Eddie's big time guide to kissin load a chicks.

"I'm heading to the dance floor. Do you want in on a piece of the action?"

Remote, Distant, Aloof.

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."

"Is eight too young to retire from school?"