Memorable Moments Admirer Mugs

Everyone remembers a good teacher.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Sitting in a tree

Malfunctioning geyser

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Pisa Hut.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Statue fishing.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

'Moron.'

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

Benefactor of children

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

Two people are sat in a cold café having hot chocolate.

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

Tomb of the Unknown Electrician.

"One day, you'll look back on all your youthful mistakes and remember how adorable you were while making them."

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

"Oh, my! Is that really me?"

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

Hairy Eddie's big time guide to kissin load a chicks.

"I'm heading to the dance floor. Do you want in on a piece of the action?"

"Is eight too young to retire from school?"

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."

Remote, Distant, Aloof.

"Remember when all we had to worry about was gluten?"