Memesters Pillows

Trump Musk interview

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"Textin’"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Dynamite little combo

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Quartet.

Twitter censorship

Orchestra conductor

Kultural K9's.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Malcolm Sargent

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

Editor.

Edvard Grieg

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Street Organ - Monkey

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The Drummer

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"