Memesters Pillows

Trump Musk interview

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Textin’"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Twitter censorship

Quartet.

Malcolm Sargent

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Kultural K9's.

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

Editor.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Street Organ - Monkey

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

The Drummer

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"