Meme Mavens Prints

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

Muscles

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Ralph Stanley

"Accepting for..."

Body Building Mishap

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"I love strong coffee."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"My one-man band is breaking up."

Elton John

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"

Vet. Vet. Ironically, the pig has a pulled calf muscle and the cow has a strained hamstring.