Meme Maker Prints

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

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'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

'Once you're done photographing me, would you please turn the camera on yourself? I always post photos of my food online.'

'Well, there's another cliche violated.'

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

'No, the Harlem Shake isn't on our value menu.'

'I am so unfriending you!'

"Why couldn't we come up with an irritating catch phrase like that?"

"I love binge watching streamed content."

"The solution is to do the same as president Trump would do.. Attack on Twitter!"

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"I just friended God!"

"You're furloughed as a non-essential employee."

"Mr. Zuckerberg, have you seen the internet hate monster anywhere?"

Museum of Over-Used Phrases

Generation Z

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"Remember that crazy, totally unhinged conspiracy-theory rumour I started just to see how many loonies were out there?. . . It's one viral!"

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"My social media posts never seem to go viral. It's more like bacterial."

Can you help me, doctor? Medicine can only do so much, Mr. Fusco. This is a job for Photoshop.

"Now get out there and do something fans can turn into a meme!"

What Happened

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Twitter Terror

Obama II

Whoopie Pie 2021

"The real teeth are inside. Those are for the profile picture."

Saw your sweet new online hairdo. Cute, Teddy! Are you the perps who photoshopped me with a Justin Bieber haircut? You should thank us for the upgrade! Don't do me any favors!!

Lance, is that a picture of you before a lifetime of excess? No, it's a picture of me after an hour of Photoshop.

'Is there something you're not telling me?'