Meme Fan T-Shirts

"I'm not following you. You're following me!"

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

'They don't have to say 'Simon Says'!'

"I'd like to exchange it."

Poop Emoticon Ice Cream

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Bert's dog training.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Weird things I do because of the internet

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Obsession with the Internet.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

The Modern Novel.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Mark Zuckerberg

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Tinnitus?"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.